Banter Gameweek 3 · real events only, lovingly weaponised · tap Copy, paste into the group chat
This gameweek is still being played, so fresh material appears here as matches finish.
For Ren to post the flex section
Ren's Isak scored 12, doubled by the captaincy. PMO & Chill: the chill is for everyone else.
Ren's Isak scored 12, doubled by the captaincy.
Lewis Stranger Mings
Lewis (Stranger Mings) sold Isak before this gameweek; Isak has 12 points in it, and Ren kept him. The moment you sell them is the moment they remember how to play. Iron law.
Lewis (Stranger Mings) sold Isak before this gameweek; Isak has 12 points in it, and Ren kept him.
Lewis (Stranger Mings) sold Gakpo before this gameweek; Gakpo has 9 points in it. Thoughts and prayers to Stranger Mings at this difficult time.
Lewis (Stranger Mings) sold Gakpo before this gameweek; Gakpo has 9 points in it.
House rule: all of it is drawn from things that genuinely happened, and none of it is meaner than a Monday morning by the kettle.